Post by steve on Oct 6, 2023 20:50:36 GMT
ANNNND...ACTION!
"Where the Hell am I looking? Is it this way? This goddamn building is as dark as a French foxhole! And where's that goddamn scotch?! Joey's gotta take the edge off! What did you say? Focus?! HEY, don't get smart with me kid, I've been around the block a few times, Joey Classic knows where the hard cam's at!"
...
"You're not too old for a slap in the chops you--"
BEEP! *FEEDBACK*
"Hey kids this is multiple time champion Joey Classic. You know, when I'm not off being a world class athlete, I like to sit down and "rap" with the youth of today and talk some "jive" about what's goin' down in the streets. Yes, that's right kids...Joey's talking drugs. Drugs are very bad you see, and let Ol'Joey tell ya, they are EXPENSIVE--"
BEEEEP! *FEEDBACK*
"Hey, I'm doin' something my old man did with me, alright, and I'm being honest with these kids! Back in the war we were shootin' up morphine like the shit was growing off of trees!"
...
"THAT SHIT COMES FROM PLANTS?! Goddamn, pal..."
BEEEEEEEEP!! *MORE FEEDBACK*
(GULP)(GULP) "Ahh...that's Daddy's magic right there." (Lip smacking noises) "Nothin' like the hair of the dog am I right?! HAHAHAHAHA...ahhhh fuck you."
*FEEDBACK...AGAIN*
"So there I was with Killer Calhoun in the back of this club in Manhattan, I'm three drinks deep, two snorts in, and two knuckles deep in this Puerto Rican girl--"
*FEEDBACK!!!!*
"So next time you're with a group of pals or with your sweetheart, if anyone offers you drugs, tell'em that you're goin' a different way...the CLASSY...way. I'm Joey Classic, and you stay classy out there kids!"
...
"FUCK, hey, you, we need to do that over!"
...
"You just shoved a dookie sandwich into my lap and told me to serve it to these people! No I am not wound up, I had to do an upper, because you told me to wake up at 6 in the goddamn morning to do this thing! Which reminds me, we didn't discuss my pay! You listen to me you lil' bastard, Joey Classic's gettin' the purse or else there's gonna be some tomfoolery to go down in this room!"
...
"Wait are we still filming--"
BEEP! *FEEDBACK*
"Hey kids this is multiple time champion Joey Classic. You know, when I'm not off being a world class athlete, I like to sit down and "rap" with the youth of today and talk some "jive" about what's goin' down in the streets. Yes, that's right kids...Joey's talking drugs. Drugs are very bad you see, and let Ol'Joey tell ya, they are EXPENSIVE--"
BEEEEP! *FEEDBACK*
"Hey, I'm doin' something my old man did with me, alright, and I'm being honest with these kids! Back in the war we were shootin' up morphine like the shit was growing off of trees!"
...
"THAT SHIT COMES FROM PLANTS?! Goddamn, pal..."
BEEEEEEEEP!! *MORE FEEDBACK*
(GULP)(GULP) "Ahh...that's Daddy's magic right there." (Lip smacking noises) "Nothin' like the hair of the dog am I right?! HAHAHAHAHA...ahhhh fuck you."
*FEEDBACK...AGAIN*
"So there I was with Killer Calhoun in the back of this club in Manhattan, I'm three drinks deep, two snorts in, and two knuckles deep in this Puerto Rican girl--"
*FEEDBACK!!!!*
"So next time you're with a group of pals or with your sweetheart, if anyone offers you drugs, tell'em that you're goin' a different way...the CLASSY...way. I'm Joey Classic, and you stay classy out there kids!"
...
"FUCK, hey, you, we need to do that over!"
...
"You just shoved a dookie sandwich into my lap and told me to serve it to these people! No I am not wound up, I had to do an upper, because you told me to wake up at 6 in the goddamn morning to do this thing! Which reminds me, we didn't discuss my pay! You listen to me you lil' bastard, Joey Classic's gettin' the purse or else there's gonna be some tomfoolery to go down in this room!"
...
"Wait are we still filming--"